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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

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