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{"type":"standard","title":"Nepal at the 2010 Winter Olympics","displaytitle":"Nepal at the 2010 Winter Olympics","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q140491","titles":{"canonical":"Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics","normalized":"Nepal at the 2010 Winter Olympics","display":"Nepal at the 2010 Winter Olympics"},"pageid":26056854,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Flag_of_Nepal.svg/320px-Flag_of_Nepal.svg.png","width":320,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Flag_of_Nepal.svg/726px-Flag_of_Nepal.svg.png","width":726,"height":885},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1195484600","tid":"83fa4aa0-b27b-11ee-a676-14d261da5772","timestamp":"2024-01-14T01:23:26Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nepal_at_the_2010_Winter_Olympics"}},"extract":"Nepal sent a delegation to compete at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada from 12 to 28 February 2010. The delegation consisted of a single cross-country skier, Dachhiri Sherpa. Sherpa finished 92nd in his only event, the 15 kilometre freestyle.","extract_html":"
Nepal sent a delegation to compete at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada from 12 to 28 February 2010. The delegation consisted of a single cross-country skier, Dachhiri Sherpa. Sherpa finished 92nd in his only event, the 15 kilometre freestyle.
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