{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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