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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}
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Nobody's Perfekt [sic] is a 1981 comedy film, adapted from Tony Kenrick's novel Two for the Price of One; Kenrick wrote the screenplay for this film.
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